Imagine stepping into a world where glass animals stare at you, upside-down bottles form windows, and bridges dangle mid-air like an audition for your worst acrophobia nightmare. Welcome to Kitengela Glass, one of Kenya’s quirkiest hidden gems, sitting just an hour’s drive (about 30 km) from Nairobi. And trust me, it’s worth every minute of the journey—especially if you enjoy controlled chaos and artistic madness.
Getting There: A Safari for Your Suspension System
First things first, prepare your car for battle. The road to Kitengela Glass is an adventure in itself. Smooth tarmac? Ha! Not here. Once you veer off Magadi Road, it’s all dirt, bumps, and an occasional goat staring at you in judgment. If you’re in an Uber, say a small prayer for your driver’s shock absorbers. But hey, this is all part of the fun! Did you want adventure? You got it.
The Entrance: Welcome to the Land of Funky Glass and Friendly Chaos
When you finally get there, you’ll know. Giant colourful sculptures, strange but beautiful glass mosaics, and twisted metal artworks welcome you. The entire place looks like Dr. Seuss and Salvador Dalí had a brainstorming session after one too many cups of strong Kenyan coffee.
Things to Do (Besides Questioning Reality)
1. Cross the Suspended Bridge (Or Face Your Fears)
This bridge is not for the faint-hearted. Made of metal and cables, it wobbles with every step. If your balance is as questionable as your life decisions, hold on tight! And if you’re the brave type, try looking down—you’ll either feel like a hero or instantly regret your choices.
2. Watch the Glassblowers Work Their Magic
Ever seen someone turn melted glass into a masterpiece? Here, you can! The artisans work in insane heat, twisting and shaping glass into incredible art pieces. It's like watching a real-life magic show, but instead of rabbits, they pull out gorgeous vases, chandeliers, and sculptures.
3. Shop for the Most Unique Souvenirs
Forget boring keychains. Here, you’ll find handmade glass jewellery, colourful plates, funky sculptures, and even glass animals. If you ever wanted a neon-green giraffe made of recycled bottles, this is your moment.
4. Meet
Did I mention that Kitengela Glass has real animals too? You might run into friendly donkeys, a few lazy dogs, and some highly judgmental peacocks. They roam around like they own the place—because let’s be honest, they kind of do.
5. Explore the Quirky Art
The entire place is a living, breathing art gallery. From walls covered in broken mirror mosaics to bizarre sculptures that make you go “Wait… what IS that?”, Kitengela Glass is an explosion of creativity.
The Grand Finale: A Perfect Escape from Reality
Kitengela Glass is not just a place—it’s an experience. It’s weird. It’s wild. It’s wonderful. And honestly, if you don’t visit while in Nairobi, you’re missing out on one of the most uniquely fun attractions in Kenya.
So, pack your sense of adventure, leave your fear of heights at home, and get ready for a day of colour, creativity, and a little bit of craziness!
