Kenya is an absolute dream—stunning landscapes, incredible wildlife, and vibrant culture. But let’s be honest, tourists have a talent for making hilarious blunders. Want to avoid being “that tourist”? Here’s your guide to dodging the most common travel mishaps in Kenya.

1. Ignoring the Power of M-PESA

Kenya runs on M-PESA, the mobile money service that lets you pay for literally everything—taxis, food, shopping, and your hotel stays. Cash? Cards? Forget it. If you don’t get M-PESA, expect to awkwardly fumble at checkout while everyone stares.

2. Thinking Lions Roam the Streets

Sorry to disappoint, but you won’t find lions casually walking around Nairobi. Want to see wildlife? Head to Nairobi National Park or the Maasai Mara—not the local supermarket.

3. Underestimating Nairobi Traffic

If you think you can reach your destination in “just 10 minutes,” think again. Nairobi traffic has its personality, and it’s unpredictable. Always add an extra hour to your travel time unless you enjoy sweating in a jam. Pro tip: If you can, use the Nairobi Expressway—it’s a toll road that can save you from the madness of regular traffic, but keep in mind it doesn’t cover every part of the city.

4. Dressing Like You’re on a Safari 24/7

Yes, Kenya has safaris. No, you don’t need to wear khaki vests, cargo pants, and a pith helmet everywhere. If you show up dressed like Indiana Jones in Nairobi, expect some amused looks.

5. Not Respecting Local Customs

Kenyans are warm and polite, but there are cultural norms to follow. Greet people with a handshake (or fist bump). Don’t point at people with your finger—it’s rude. And if someone invites you for tea, say yes!

6. Ignoring the Boda Boda Code

Boda bodas (motorcycle taxis) are the fastest way to navigate traffic, but they can be… let’s say, adventurous. If your driver isn’t wearing a helmet, run! Safety first.

7. Assuming Everyone Speaks English

Yes, English is widely spoken, but throwing in a few Swahili words like “Asante” (Thank you) and “Habari” (Hello) will earn you major respect. Try it—Kenyans love a tourist who makes an effort.

8. Forgetting That “African Time” Is Real

If someone says, “I’m on my way,” it could mean anything from five minutes to an hour. Be patient. If you’re told, “We’re almost there,” settle in—it might take a while.

Bonus Tip: Stay at Diamond Hotel!

Avoid all these tourist mistakes with a comfortable stay at Diamond Hotel—conveniently located and always ready to make your Kenyan adventure unforgettable!